Shiv Telegram Media: Star Wars Battlefront Servers Powered by Single Gonk Droid Hard Drive
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Aspyr, the developer and publisher of Star Wars: Battlefront Classic Collection, is facing a crisis as the game’s three servers are currently being run by a single gonk droid. This unprecedented move has caused matchmaking issues, crashes, and overall dissatisfaction among players.
CEO Michael Rogers has acknowledged the feedback from users and has promised to fix the issues plaguing the game. The gonk droid, a power-generating robot typically used on underdeveloped planets, has gone missing, leading to the current server problems.
A leaked memo has revealed that there is an internal investigation underway to locate the runaway droid and rectify the situation. Additionally, audience complaints have focused on spotty hit-boxes, sound quality issues, and locked inverted flight controls.
An ex-employee has suggested that the rushed release of the game was an attempt to capitalize on the popularity of Dune: Part 2. However, Aspyr has assured players that they are taking the necessary steps to address the issues and improve gameplay.
In a surprising turn of events, the runaway gonk droid has been located, along with additional power droids that will double the server space to six. This development should alleviate the current server strain and provide players with a smoother gaming experience. Stay tuned for further updates on this unfolding story.
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